Friday, August 10, 2007

self-deprecation

i had to pull these out of the vault. i may regret it later.

in the winter, i decided it would be a great idea to stop shaving (mostly) and stop cutting my hair (mostly). after 30 days of no shaving (i know, i thought i would have more facial hair) i decided to shave off my stuff. also, i couldn't stop touching my face and licking the corner of my lips. facial hair feels really...interesting.

having never grown my facial fuzz that much, i figured it was worth documenting the occasion. check me out ladies.

the product of 30 days of no goatee shaving.



the handlebar mustache. i almost bought a harley in this moment. look closely. you may see the hair.



the regular mustache. i thought about standing near a playground full of kids to see how long it would be before the dirty man mustache got me arrested. i opted not to try.



mustache and goatee all gone. one day i'll be able to grow a real fine goatee. watch out!

9 comments:

Carol said...

mustache = UNCLE CREEPY!!!!!!

Jesse Osbourne said...

you secretly love it carol.

don't deny.

Carol said...

ew

lethes said...

hahahahaha uncle creepy really does exist!
oh lord- and i date him!!

jesse. these pics. oh, these pics. for some reason i am in no threatened by the idea of 'ladies' checking out these pics. ;)

Anonymous said...

hey, hot stuff. Come here often?

Jesse Osbourne said...

i'm here everyday.

like my molesterstache?

Anonymous said...

Yes, Mister Creepy McCreeperson.
Seriously good idea to not hang out by the playgrounds at that time.

brYan said...

dude! you look like a convict/gangsta in that first shot - but i had to increase my monitors display resolution so i could make out the mustache ... just kidding.

Jesse Osbourne said...

ahhh hahahahahahhahahahaha

i had to unsharp mask it about 1000 times and add 20 pts contrast just to make the stache pop out.

j/k. though that would be hilarious.